The bus has wifi but as far as I can tell no outlets. I am starving and I have popcorn, but I’m too shy to eat it

Will now save battery for later

Well… time for me to leave for New York.

How much I post for the rest of today depends on 

1) outlets on the bus
2) wifi on the bus

I wish I could have made more journal entries… I really want to write about how odd it feels to be a graduate and shit like that… But all I have for now is my senior year photo album. 

I’m not going to spend a bunch of time talking any how because I always get ignored anyway. 

HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT. 

I’m nervous as hell, but I got everyone to agree on watching Iron Man 3 on the way there SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’ll be okay

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

matt-smiths-legs:

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

I dont get it :’( someone explain please

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

xjeremyjohnsonx:

frosty-butt:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG

i would watch a reality show starring all of these people

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

deanisanactualprincess:

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

matt-smiths-legs:

I WAS LOOKING UP SASSY GIFS AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

ladycibia:

Robert Downey Jr. meets Cibia’s crappy drawings. [1/4 (?)]

SOOOO. Hi there °u°/ ;; I made these…chibi RDJ things for his 48th birthday picture, and since right now I can’t draw anything because I DON’T KNOW I’ve decided to do this. Sorry if you hate my style ç_ç I love RDJ and I draw for fun, don’t judge me çAç *runs away* ♥